Traits Of People

I know a man who fits all the characteristics of the ones i found today. He has a brown beard, long hair, and is muscular under all his fat. This man is somewhat tall and has a short worker who works for him in making attractive duck calls. He would have ugly hair if it was spiky hair. He is fully focused on his duck call business. He is fully supportive of the bible. He never wears a white coat and couldn't probably fit in one because hes the complete opposite of being skinny, he is fat. He wears orange while on an organized hunt. He seems really jolly when he is in a good mood, polite for the world to see. He has never been portrayed as a geek, but more as a sassy man. He looks intimidating and scary if you didnt know him, and seems to be rarely worried because of his beliefs in faith. Who is this man..... Of course Duck Dynasty's own, Phil Robertson. We can all come to agreement that all these physical and personality traits fit him pretty well cant we! And that is a fact Jack!!!